Land shark, meter maid.

We purchased and rebuilt our building from the ground up in August 2018. We built an underground vault to enclose the networking gear for your service.

We have 10 inch thick concrete walls, multiple locked doors, no windows, redundant cooling, redundant power, uninterruptible power supply (UPS), standby generator, buried propane good for at least a week, and yet we are now being threatened by the billing entity known as PSE.

On August 11th, between 2 and 4PM, a contractor for PSE is going to replace our meter. Yes, the one that they just replaced 2 years ago. Yes it isn’t the one on their records which says installed in 1998. No sir, you must be mistaken, that meter is from 1998. Manufacturing sticker says 2017…

Well, it’s a good test of my power switchgear. If something goes wrong with your service on August 11th between 2 and 4PM, please don’t call me, I will already know and be working it!